I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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