yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i think my mom watched the whole time
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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