Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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