Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My breasts were aching with rage.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
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I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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