Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Someone came in the potted fern
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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