I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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