Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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