You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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