His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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