Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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