I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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