she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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