They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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