never play flip cup with pint glasses
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
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you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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