This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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