He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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