they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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