I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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