yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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