Porn is love you can see.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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