dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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