How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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