so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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