do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
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...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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