none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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