So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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