girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
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Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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