I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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