I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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