why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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