if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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