Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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