Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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