chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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