Can i not drive my cunt home
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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