Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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