I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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