as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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