Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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