why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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