My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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