Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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