They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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