People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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