Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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