I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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