I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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