Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Randomize
