her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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