roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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