i just wanna soil my oats bro
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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