I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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