6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
this is an emotional support booty call
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
My feet surprised me
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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