Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I FOUND THE LEGS
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
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